

  IN A POST OFFICE

  A. I'd like to send this parcel, please.
  B. By sea or by air?
  A. How much would it cost by air?
      :
  B. Sixteen pounds fifty, sir.
  A. My goodness!
      That's too expensive.
      I'll send it by sea then.
  B. That'll be four pounds then, please.
  A. How should I send this?
  B. What is it?
      A cheque?
  A. Yes.
  B. By ordinary post.
  A. What?!
  B. It's quite safe.
      Just cross it first.
  A. Well, I never!
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